Grammar Correction for a LOL Cat

Posted by NovaCameron, Emperor of Tion,
in the thread
Star Trek: A New Beginning
on AH.com.

Official Police Cat

GO here, Police Cat on Duty in Japan, for more details

Kitten Cam

Miraranda and her kitten's are on the Kitten Cam. You can watch live or rewind.

Cat Videos and the Studio the Produces them

What A Cat's Dreamlife/Drug Trip Looks like

best comment on youtube for this ad

wow i didn't know that friskies main ingredient was LSD

jimcourtois

A Talking Cat Might Not Be So Great

A cat might talk but well we listen.

Also, remember the story Tobermory by Saki. In the short story about a man teaches the cat Tobermory to speak the cat then tells everyone secret and is found dead the next day.

To read the spoiler after "In the short story about a", highlight.

Cat Vader

Darth Vader as a Cat, or Cat Vader.

Ninja Cat

Follow The Great Leader Chairman Meow

I have a very low opinion of the Chicoms and other murderous purveyors of commie revolution. Their way leads to death. However if Nazis have good tailors commies have good advertising, see here for previous blog entry on chicom propaganda. The above is from "Obey the Kitty", a group with a store front at Cafe Press and a blog.

This was posted on AH.com thread, alternate world propaganda. Hendryk, who would know, commented that:

As it turns out, Mao in Chinese is actually a homophone for the word "cat".

Another Japanese House Designed for House Cats

Here is some more felinocentric Japanese architecture. The designers believe in the future houses will be made built for cats as much as for humans.

Cat Architecture

In Monty Python's far off days there was an episode where the team were cat entertainers. The Japanese have designed buildings around our feline friends. Here are some images of Japanese cat habitats.

Zombie Cat

In a forum on Something Awful, Dress up Your Cat. This is not a retouched photo. It is a cat named Chase or Chase no Face. The cat had a horrible accident and lived.

All Hail Our New Animal Overlords.

Our President, by Tyson Hesse.

Ninja Kittens have Something to do with Selling Cars

How Cats Get Tropical Fish

More of scuba diving cat here.

Workout Kittens

Joe Veitch is an animator and musician. This recent ad seems to be ripping off the LOLcat phenomenon. However if you look at some of his earlier work and ads you discover he was was using this style well before every bulletin board was overrun with photoshopped images of kittens and bad spelling. You can fund more animations and songs at his blog Rathergood. Be warned there are number of songs that are definitely NSFW, stay away from anything to do the Royal Family or donkeys. There many other fine songs of his like, First Drink of the Day (mentioned on this blog nearly 3 years ago), Ninja Kitten or Looking for My Leopard.

Amnesia

Amnesia? Pssh. I think I would remember having amnesia.

Buck B. Katt.

Japanese Scientists Create Mice Unafraid of Cats

Japanese scientists have altered mice by taking away their sense of smell. Here is the odd video and the article from the Guardian. The article remarks that the cat used in video was the calmest of all the grad students' cats. Many cats when confronted by a mouse size moving object will bat at it.

Cats as Trojans

Monster with High Approval Ratings

In in a slashdot discussion about another Bush League scandal, this time the use of outside email accounts to shelter official activity from scrutiny, there were many despairing comments.

Whitney Mac Fanboy asks:

Just how obvious does the corruption in the White House have to be before you demand a change of government?

That's the problem with presidential systems, which is why it is government system of choice for the new tin pot banana republics , is that it can be auitocratic autocratic. Presidents don't lose non confidence votes.

Sheldon offers this bit of possible political theatre.

Bush could have a live press conference where he bites the heads off kittens, and nobody would care. The 28% who still support him would claim he was showing true leadership by biting heads off kittens. The news media would report both sides of the story as if they had real credibility.

I don't know if this was planned, or just accidental, but basically after all the false scandal coverage during the Clinton years people have learned to just tune this shit out.

Lawpoop also thinks that scandal fatigue from the 90's republican witch hunts against Clinton is helping people overlook Bush's notable failures.

Talkshow host Tom Hartman said that he can't help coming to the conclusion that the endless investigations into Clinton's Christmas card lists, travel agent's activities, and sexual peccadilloes was an effort to sour the public on the process of impeachment, and make whatever crimes the next president would do seem like partisan politics. It's hard not to start thinking this way.

Of course the appeal of politicians who don't do appealing things, who have the courage to do crack the eggs to make the omelets explains why some still admire Stalin the Murder. When Sideshow Bob was mayor and a criminal he said the people need evil. People like him or Francis Urquhart people who are willing to "put a bit of stick about".

Because you _need_ me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves.