How To Be a Good Guest

...I would really like to avoid killing anyone in here. It would get in the way of me being released.

Victor Sirko,

 trying to make stay at a Florida resort

 as trouble free as possible,

Dexter S07E06

Overheard Cellphone Conversation #1

...he left me bleeding with Dexter...

Overheard cellphone conversation

7/7/2012 21:31

Dexter's Sign of the Cross

I am a father, a son, and a serial killer

Dexter,

 giving his own spin on the Trintarian formula.
Then he expounds upon the Manichean heresy.

 Dexter S06E12

Vince Masuka, Romantic

In matters of the heart, always follow your dick.

Vince Masuka, Dexter S06E09

How to Win Reunions

1. You've had a personal tragedy.
2. Unlike everybody else you look better than you did 20 years ago.
3. And you have a cool job.
4. Put all those things together and it makes you...
   

Ghost dad Harry Morgan

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Dexter, Dexter S06E01

Education (institutions) and its Discontents

High school, a small world unto itself combining all the warmest elements of a federal work camp with those of a third world poultry farm.

Dexter, Dexter S06E01

Dexter Inspired Music Video

Here is a music video inspired by the TV series Dexter. What I find interesting is that it depicts all of Dexter's "ritual". In this context "ritual" is a criminology term to describe way a common pattern that a murderer may show, (here for more details on ritual murder). I was looking for the teaser for the upcoming season and happened upon this and a lot less well crafted pieces of fan art. I like Dexter but some of the other fans have produced "art" that only functions as mental health diagnoses.

Bad taste can be a serious matter.

The Least Scary Scene in Dexter

That's either a saint or the most boring action figure I have ever seen.

Dexter
being confronted with Harrison's nanny Catholicism,
Dexter S05e05

Funerals to Serial Killers

So this how normal people do it.
No hefty bags
No diesel fumes

Dexter, Dexter S05E01

Dexter's Fatherhood

Dexter:
What kind of father keeps a coffin in his garage.

Ghost Harry Morgan:
What kind of father keeps blood slides in his shed.

Dexter S04E08

Caped Crusader Psychopath

Explanation of Dexter:

Rule 1: Every time Dexter says something that would go well with the words "I'm Batman" added to the end*, take a drink.

Random Nerd found on rpg.net

How to Describe a Baby

A Baby, a motherfucking rolypoly chubby cheeked shit machine.

Debra Morgan describing the generic baby, Dexter S03E03

The Honest Criminal

I just got out of jail. 6 years for aggravated assault and home invasion.

two bit criminal John Henry

He kills murderers. You didn't kill anyone, did you?

Debra Morgan

I, I gave this old guy a heart attack. Its not I was doing it on purpose. I, I used to hit retirement homes, communities. Snowbirds are easy targets. And I don't, I don't do that anymore, I did my time.

two bit criminal John Henry

Your mother must be so proud.

Special Agent Frank Lundy

Worries About Port Security

No cameras, no patrols, no dogs, with billions spent on homeland security it can't be as easy as a couple of snips.

Dexter breaking into the Port of Miami,
Dexter S01E12

Hunting At the Prison Gate

Florida prisons kick free 25,000 inmates a year. They don't do that for me but it sure feels like it. I search for the ones who feel they beat the system. They're not hard to find.

Dexter hunting, Dexter S01E03

Happy Violent Weather Forecast

Another beautiful Miami day, mutilated corpses with a chance for afternoon showers.


Dexter, S01E02

The Murderer as Artist

Blood splatter, when framed and displayed, looks a lot like abstract expressionism.

(still from Dexter S01E01)