On one history program that presenter was explaining how the first renaissance men came about and why they were not generations of them. These were people a wide range of expertise. They were also part of the first generation of printing when to become an expert in a field was to read a couple books. Soon there was too much knowledge printed for some people to be experts in multiple fields.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
R Crumb Predicts the Future
On one history program that presenter was explaining how the first renaissance men came about and why they were not generations of them. These were people a wide range of expertise. They were also part of the first generation of printing when to become an expert in a field was to read a couple books. Soon there was too much knowledge printed for some people to be experts in multiple fields.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Teenage Mutant Chi-Com Turtles

On the chicom version of Youtube is this mashup of the theme to TMNT and some Chinese communist propaganda broadcast/concert. The original video was probably from before the Cultural Revolution because the band/orchestra that we see is using western instruments like the violin.
Labels:
Alternative History,
Best of the Boards,
China,
Commies,
Mashup,
Music,
Video
Friday, August 13, 2010
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Friday, August 06, 2010
Adrenalin Junkies
You're a doctor, an army doctor.Sherlock Holmes
Yes.
Dr John Watson
Any good?
Sherlock Holmes
Very good.
Dr John Watson
Seen a lot of injuries then, violent deaths.
Sherlock Holmes
Um, yes.
Dr John Watson
A bit of trouble too I bet?
Sherlock Holmes
Of course, yes. Enough for a lifetime, far too much.
Dr John Watson
Want to see some more?
Sherlock Holmes
Oh god Yes.
Dr John Watson
Exchange between Watson & Holmes
in Sherlock S01E01
in Sherlock S01E01
Monday, August 02, 2010
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Dexter's Fatherhood
Dexter:
What kind of father keeps a coffin in his garage.
Ghost Harry Morgan:
What kind of father keeps blood slides in his shed.
What kind of father keeps a coffin in his garage.
Ghost Harry Morgan:
What kind of father keeps blood slides in his shed.
Dexter S04E08
"Greatness" in History
"the Great" is a title used by historians to mean "that nasty son of a bitch who often caused enough bloodshed to fill a lake and bath with his own army, had his wife/father/brother/son strangled/poisoned and planted the seeds to cause even greater blooshed(sic) after his death".
Thus Caesar deserves the title.
Thus Caesar deserves the title.
The Future is a Total Crap Hole
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
News Flash: Nuclear War Freaks People Out
This training film from 1959 is about how to deal with soldiers who are psychologically stressed from nuclear war. Apparently nuclear war is a little emotionally disturbing.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Winston Churchill - Badass
I found this on AH.com in the thread, Things that look like alternate history, but aren't. There is also the famous photo of Winston Churchill with a tommy gun, here done as a demotivational poster. Here is an opinion piece by Max Hastings, Winston Churchill the terrorist, that takes a negative view of his badassery.
Labels:
Alternative History,
Best of the Boards,
History,
Photography
Nuclear Testing as Art/Astronomy
Here is a animation/depiction, What the Hell were Thinking, of all the nuclear explosions between 1945 and 1998. Each nuclear state has its color and tone. As the years go by the rhythm of color splotches and soothing tones is relaxing.
Fifteen years ago I saw Trinity & Beyond at now vanished Uptown. The documentary was about nuclear testing and consisted of one beautiful nuclear explosion after another. 1995 was before the Test Ban treaty and the general end of nuclear testing. As someone who wore a radiation badge for a summer job I was deeply impressed.
The image below is a satellite image showing a portion of the Nevada Proving Grounds. The bumps are bomb dimples, not craters, from underground testing. The Google Maps link for below was provided by RoBt in a discussion about What the Hell were Thinking.
Fifteen years ago I saw Trinity & Beyond at now vanished Uptown. The documentary was about nuclear testing and consisted of one beautiful nuclear explosion after another. 1995 was before the Test Ban treaty and the general end of nuclear testing. As someone who wore a radiation badge for a summer job I was deeply impressed.
The image below is a satellite image showing a portion of the Nevada Proving Grounds. The bumps are bomb dimples, not craters, from underground testing. The Google Maps link for below was provided by RoBt in a discussion about What the Hell were Thinking.

Labels:
Animation,
History,
Technology,
Video,
War
Friday, July 23, 2010
Cellular Biology as a Game

Cell Craft is game that teaches the basics of cellular biology. In the game you have perform certain actions that cell do all leading to cell division and beyond. I was unable to finish. I knew nothing about about cellular biology before this game and now I know I nearly nothing.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Caped Crusader Psychopath
Explanation of Dexter:
Rule 1: Every time Dexter says something that would go well with the words "I'm Batman" added to the end*, take a drink.Random Nerd found on rpg.net
Labels:
Batman,
Comics,
Dexter,
Nerd Humor,
TV
George Orwell - Resource Site
Orwell.ru is a Russian domiciled site dedicated to George Orwell. Because of differing, or nonexistent, copyright laws this site has just about everything he wrote from the early novels, the reportage/sociology, articles. It has even collected his early poetry.
In Orwell latter years he was not popular with the Soviet Union, Comintern, British communists, fellow travelers and other people with the same ideological leanings. It is interesting that his work is up on a Russian site, with Russian translations. However this site is at .ru not .su
In Orwell latter years he was not popular with the Soviet Union, Comintern, British communists, fellow travelers and other people with the same ideological leanings. It is interesting that his work is up on a Russian site, with Russian translations. However this site is at .ru not .su
Labels:
Orwell,
Philosophy,
Politics,
Recent Reading
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Geopolitics and Wizards
In a thread on AH.com, Hogwarts Exposed, Xandrel has this crudely drawn cartoon about wizards and muggle racism.
Labels:
Best of the Boards,
Comics,
Nerd Humor
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Friday, April 09, 2010
The US Government - As Described By Paul Krugman
The basic picture of the federal government you should have in mind is that it’s essentially a huge insurance company with an army...
Paul Krugman in Fiscal Fantasies
post on his Blog
post on his Blog
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
Classic Battle Between The Dog and The Bunny
"A shocking display of animal cruelty", says someone I know. I however enjoyed the references to Bugs Bunny, Coyote and the Road Runner, Hong Kong action films, and spaghetti westerns. We should remember the message of Bugs Bunny. Bugs never started off angry however when he was repeatedly attacked out would come the line, "of course you know, this means war.
What A Cat's Dreamlife/Drug Trip Looks like
best comment on youtube for this ad
wow i didn't know that friskies main ingredient was LSD
Labels:
Adfreak,
Animation,
Best of the Boards,
Cats,
Video
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Obama, The Future Footnote
In a story on Simon Johnson's blog, President Obama On CEO Compensation At Too Big To Fail Banks, a cleverly named markets.aurelius (sic) has this reaction.
Sad to think Obama’s goal, and that of his handlers, was to become a very prominent footnote in American history. Being elected and feted for 4 years is more than anyone dared hope for. They got in: Mission accomplished.
Labels:
Bambi,
Best of the Boards,
Economics,
Quote
Source of the US "Cultural War" According to David Brin
...it is sad what's happened to rural America, and my crackpot theory about "culture war" is that Red America has been traumatized by seeing the brightest in every high school class flee to the big city.
David Brin in the comments of his post,
the betrayal of the smart sons,
about the dumbing down of America's aristocracy.
the betrayal of the smart sons,
about the dumbing down of America's aristocracy.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Zombie Economics and Other Undead Ideas
Zombie Economics is a forthcoming book by John Quiggin. In introducing his book and the concept of the undead ideas, he writes:
I would like to see other books on zombie ideas infesting politics and philosophy.
I got this link from Paul Krugman. Brains... Brains...
Ideas are long-lived. They often outlive their originators, and, even when they have proved themselves wrong and dangerous, they are very hard to kill.
I would like to see other books on zombie ideas infesting politics and philosophy.
I got this link from Paul Krugman. Brains... Brains...
Friday, February 05, 2010
Total Perspective Vortex
Now this game/toy/program, The Scale of the Universe, from Newgrounds does this as well, minus hopefully the mind destroying effects.
Thursday, February 04, 2010
Anachronism by Investment Advisor
As a comparison here is the cover art to the book Guns of the South. Note the similarities a bearded man in a old style suit with something that wasn't manufactured in the 19th century.
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
New Salty Ads
Half a year ago a Knorr's ad introduced us to salty, a man shaped salt shaker with holes in a triangular pattern to from a pair of eyes and a mouth. In the first ad Salty wanders the streets after seeing a sodium reduced meal being made, he comes home and sees his family eating the sodium reduced meal, at which point he cries, salt comes out of his eye holes.
Now new ads have been released without any voice overs. Check them out.
The original Salty Ad
Salty and the Neck Brace
Salty Dating
NEW
Salty Mask
Now new ads have been released without any voice overs. Check them out.
The original Salty Ad
Salty and the Neck Brace
Salty Dating
NEW
Salty Mask
The Trouble with Too Much Video Game Realism
In a review/overview of Guitar Hero and Rockband by David Hajdu in the December 2, 2009 issue of the New Republic, Pretending, there is examination on how reality of computer games.
In the Red Dwarf story/novel/episodes Better Than Life there is a computer game that more enjoyable and flashier than real life. In the end it becomes the real life for its players as their bodies slowly fade from too little exercise, too little nourishment.
As with most video games, the play action of Guitar Hero and Rock Band takes place in a fictive landscape conjured in a vein of digital stylization now so familiar to gamers that it has become a form of realism, a projected reality of the digitally fabulous. As usual, the player is represented on screen by an avatar--in these games, either a real rock star or a custom hybrid of actual or player-invented characters such as one, say, with the hair of Billy Idol and the nose of your cousin Donny.
Friday, January 29, 2010
The Contrast Between Google versus Microsoft
Google
Just following orders
"You've got to decide: do you want to obey the laws of the countries you're in or not? If not, you may not end up doing business there"
Bill Gates recently gave this explanation/excuse of dealing with Chinese Communist regime. As quoted in The Guardian article, Web censorship in China? Not a problem, says Bill Gates. For more discussion see slashdot, Ballmer Defends Microsoft In China.
Microsoft
"You've got to decide: do you want to obey the laws of the countries you're in or not? If not, you may not end up doing business there"
Bill Gates recently gave this explanation/excuse of dealing with Chinese Communist regime. As quoted in The Guardian article, Web censorship in China? Not a problem, says Bill Gates. For more discussion see slashdot, Ballmer Defends Microsoft In China.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Oakland Refuses to Honor Emperor Norton I (5 year old story)

News report (5 years late) from the San Francisco Chronicle, "No offense to the emperor, but I don't know who he is", about how Oakland California refuses to respect Emperor Norton because he didn't "live in Oakland".
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
New Port Of M.U.L.E

M.U.L.E was an early economic computer game from way back in 1983. I remember playing it until my eyes bled, hands cramps, until Crystite pirates terrorized my waking dreams. The children of the original designer has brought back M.U.L.E as a free game playable solo or multiplayer.
Here is the slashdot story on the return of M.U.L.E , M.U.L.E. Is Back.
Planet Mule, site of the reborn M.U.L.E .
Labels:
Economics,
Game,
Nerd Humor,
slashdot
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
William Notman - Photographer

Just watched a documentary about William Notman on TVO. Here is his wiki entry and an exhibit about him.
Labels:
Art,
Canada,
History,
Photography,
TV
Web Comic Based on Warhammer 40K - Servants of the Imperium

Warhammer 40K is an exceedingly grim RPG from Games Workshop, see Darker and Edgier at TV Tropes. To provide "some" lightness a devoted fan Rob Leigh has created the webcomic Servants of the Imperium. The webcomic is still pretty grim and finds dark humor in the violent weirdness of the Warhammer 40K universe.
Labels:
Game,
Nerd Humor,
Sci Fi,
TV Tropes,
Warhammer
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Definitions of Respectability

The guy I bought it from seemed like a real straight shooter.
Alan Garner,
hapless brother-in-law talking about E
that turned to be roofies.
You mean the drug dealer you met at the liquor store wasn't a good guy.
Stu Price, angry uptight dentist
From The Hangover
Friday, January 15, 2010
Toner Thicker, Darker and Dearer than Human Blood
chart originally posted on ReflectionOf.Me. The chart was boingboinged which had this explanation of the extreme cost of HP Black Ink #45 by phisrow: Be fair guys. Genuine HP Black Ink #45 is made by washing Karl Rove's soul in the tears of unicorns, for maximum opacity and colorfastness. Cheap 3rd party cartridges just aren't the same.
I found this on Chart Porn. Go there and have fun.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
A Talking Cat Might Not Be So Great
A cat might talk but well we listen.
Also, remember the story Tobermory by Saki. In the short story about a man teaches the cat Tobermory to speak the cat then tells everyone secret and is found dead the next day.
To read the spoiler after "In the short story about a", highlight.
Monday, December 28, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
I'm Dreaming of a Nerd Christmas
There are some amusing comments on slashdot.
yanyan provides a link to a previous calculations of Santa, Santa Claus: an Engineering Analysis.
girlintraining gives this acidic cimment on nerds:
Amazing. They believe in advanced quantum physics AND Santa. Most ordinary people would just say "he doesn't exist" around the age of 9 and move on. But not geeks!
Labels:
Best of the Boards,
Nerd Humor,
Quote,
Science,
slashdot
Thursday, December 24, 2009
The Twelve Pains of Christmas
The Twelve Pains of Christmas.
- Finding a Christmas trees
- Rigging up the lights
- Hangovers
- Sending Christmas cards
- Five months of Bills
- Relatives
- Charities
- Children
- Parking
- "batteries not included"
- Christmas TV Specials
- Christmas Carols
Labels:
Animation,
Newgrounds,
Schadenfreude,
Video
Some People Take Games a Little Too Seriously
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Jesus the Celebrity
I like the program TMZ. For unlike other gossip media there is no automatic assumption that celebrities deserve any respect at all. They, TMZ, merely follows passing parade with amusement.
Best line, the paparazzo sees Jesus carrying the cross.
pap:
Jesus :
Best line, the paparazzo sees Jesus carrying the cross.
pap:
Hey Jesus is that cross heavy, bro.
Jesus :
Now is not a good time.
Real Actors versus CGI Actors
With some many movie makers turning to CGI to have more control than could over real actors. This of course means war.
What's Wrong with the "New" Star Wars
The Craptracular Phantom Menace shocked and disappointed many fan boys. Here is the definite 70 minute review of why the first Star Wars prequel sucked sobadly.
Discovered on a slashdot thread, The Definitive Evisceration of The Phantom Menace *NSFW*.
Above is part one of seven. Below are links to the other 6 parts in the series.
part 2
part 3
part 4
part 5
part 6
part 7
Labels:
Nerd Humor,
NSFW,
slashdot,
Star Wars,
Video
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
New Ed Wood Film
Plan 9 Teaser Trailer from Darkstone Entertainment on Vimeo.
A remake of Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space is in production. Above is the trailer, here is the movie's site. I got the link from an AH.com thread, Ed Wood Returns.
Update
As Timbo points out a competent Ed Wood producing acceptable work is not Ed Wood. Ed Wood really cared about film and wanted to be a director. His desire and lack of skill made him an anti-hack. There are many people who can do good work but don't, they are hacks. The tragedy of Ed Wood is that he wanted to do good work but couldn't and didn't recognize when he didn't.
As Timbo points out a competent Ed Wood producing acceptable work is not Ed Wood. Ed Wood really cared about film and wanted to be a director. His desire and lack of skill made him an anti-hack. There are many people who can do good work but don't, they are hacks. The tragedy of Ed Wood is that he wanted to do good work but couldn't and didn't recognize when he didn't.
Labels:
Alternative History,
Culture,
Nerd Humor,
Video
How to Describe a Baby
A Baby, a motherfucking rolypoly chubby cheeked shit machine.
Debra Morgan describing the generic baby, Dexter S03E03
Debra Morgan describing the generic baby, Dexter S03E03
Saturday, December 12, 2009
The Honest Criminal

I just got out of jail. 6 years for aggravated assault and home invasion.
two bit criminal John Henry
He kills murderers. You didn't kill anyone, did you?
Debra Morgan
I, I gave this old guy a heart attack. Its not I was doing it on purpose. I, I used to hit retirement homes, communities. Snowbirds are easy targets. And I don't, I don't do that anymore, I did my time.
two bit criminal John Henry
Your mother must be so proud.
Special Agent Frank Lundy
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Worries About Port Security
Monday, December 07, 2009
Is a Murderous Agenda "Radical"

Just because a robot wants to kill humans that makes him a "radical".
Bender soft pedaling human killing in
Futurama S01E05
Futurama S01E05
Sunday, December 06, 2009
Endlessly Annoying David Caruso
If the definition of adventure is people having a really horrible time far, far away then this is why I hate CSI:Miami. Beyond the forensics procedural CSI:Maimi is filled with pretty people, cool people, witty people, people having too good a time, pretty annoying people. The intro of David Caruso's character giving a droll little one liner only inspires feeling of violence. Watch this video of bon mots from the crime scenes of CSI:Miami and feel the annoyance.
The Warriors of Feldspar
The "Warriors of Feldspar" are some sort of troll miniatures made for a game, Heroscope, produced by Wizards of the Coast. Wizards of the Coast is owned by Hasbro which also owns Avalon Hill. Avalon Hill is mainly reduced to producing Axis & Allies derivatives.If I, Feldspar, had my Warriors I would save Avalon Hill from the evil clutches of Hasbro.
Saturday, December 05, 2009
Hunting At the Prison Gate
Friday, December 04, 2009
Follow The Great Leader Chairman Meow
I have a very low opinion of the Chicoms and other murderous purveyors of commie revolution. Their way leads to death. However if Nazis have good tailors commies have good advertising, see here for previous blog entry on chicom propaganda. The above is from "Obey the Kitty", a group with a store front at Cafe Press and a blog.This was posted on AH.com thread, alternate world propaganda. Hendryk, who would know, commented that:
As it turns out, Mao in Chinese is actually a homophone for the word "cat".
Labels:
Alternative History,
Best of the Boards,
Cats,
China,
Commies
Happy Violent Weather Forecast
Another beautiful Miami day, mutilated corpses with a chance for afternoon showers.
Dexter, S01E02
Dexter, S01E02
Thursday, December 03, 2009
Murder Porn on TV
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Cat Architecture
In Monty Python's far off days there was an episode where the team were cat entertainers. The Japanese have designed buildings around our feline friends. Here are some images of Japanese cat habitats.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Be Your Own Gunman
The man to protect you is you. Not the state, not the agent of the state, and not your hired hand—YOU!
Jeff Copper in a short article, Cooper VS. Terrorism, reprinted from Guns & Ammo annual 1975, advocating everyone become their own bodyguard. That one should be armed and trained for close combat, and not depend on anyone else. It is mildly alarming prospect. In the bio of the author, Jeff Cooper, we learn that he was innovator of Modern Technique of the Pistol, practices and principals to maximize combat effectiveness.
For some more alarming thoughts here is poem that Jeff Cooper posted in his armory about shotguns. He also worked better ways of killing with shotguns along with rifle and pistol.
"The Colonel loves his twelve gauge
It hits so very hard
"That when he shoots his enemies
It tears them all apart
It blows off chunks of tissue
And leaves their clothing red
It leaves them ripped and shattered
And almost always dead
It vaporizes muscle
It pulverizes bone
Yet shotguns are the weapons
The even yuppies own
They claim they only use them
For shooting ducks and skeet
But when you're stuck, a load of buck
Turns predators to meat
Bill O'Connor
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Cool Art Project and the Heartless Corporation That Ripped it Off
This short film gives you context and scale to imagine yourself on a trip to space. I first saw the copy of this film. Toshiba has a new ad out that replicates this with a higher budget and better electronics. Here is more detail on Escape Vehicle No. 6 from Simon Faithfull, the artist who created the project.
Toshiba and its ad agency is trying very hard to be like marketing department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. In Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe they were described in current and far future editions as; "a bunch of mindless jerks [who'll be / who were] the first against the wall when the revolution comes."
Toshiba and its ad agency is trying very hard to be like marketing department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. In Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe they were described in current and far future editions as; "a bunch of mindless jerks [who'll be / who were] the first against the wall when the revolution comes."
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
American Political Disengagement
Josh Fruhlinger the Comics Curmudgeon has an explanation for political disengagement and apathy by the average American on one his past columns of editorial cartoons, History’s Most Important Election In An Odd-Numbered Year, In Cartoon Form.
Generally speaking, most Americans can barely be bothered to vote during important elections — you know, the ones with years divisible by four! It’s even harder getting them off of their Dorito-stained couches to cast their ballots when it’s a year that’s an even number that isn’t divisible by four, and when we’re talking odd-numbered years, well, you can just totally forget about that. I realize that all this math is way, way beyond what most Americans can handle, and yet through some instinct, they can distinguish; my theory is that they can tell how important an election is by the volume of the shouting from the glowing picture-box in the living room.
Labels:
Best of the Boards,
Politics,
Quote,
US
Batman is All Alignments
Characters with many different writers and incantations can be radically different. Batman is just such a flexible character since he is a masked vigilante like the Lone Ranger or the KKK.
Double click on image to enlarge.
Wiki explainer on the D&D Alignment System.
Double click on image to enlarge.
Wiki explainer on the D&D Alignment System.
Labels:
Batman,
Best of the Boards,
Comics,
Nerd Humor,
Philosophy
Life Without a Computer
Recently my computer was down and powerless. I felt powerless too, I had to regress technologically and do many in unusually and ancient ways.
I was forced to:
It was terrible.
I was forced to:
- get time from a clock
- read the newspaper on newsprint
- listen to radio on a radio
- watch TV on a TV
- play solitaire with cards
It was terrible.
Anti Polar Bear Ad
I have always thought that Stephen Colbert's hatred and fear of BEARS was some sort of humorous quirk. He was clever to to have a case of Ursaphobia which fits with his persona of a right-wing nut bar pundit. Who knew that bears were such a "bugbear" for the American right.
This ad is mildly funny but is serious in its intent to discredit "global warming" This video is from a ant-science political group with the bland name of National Center for Public Policy Research. In reality it is akin to alchemists, flat earthers and creationists. There is a difference with those "science belief systems" and the anti-global warming crowd. Nobody is spending time and money to promote alchemy or maps of the flat earth. This group and other cold earthers are in some ways the opposite of the creationists. The Creationist spend money to push their "science belief system", ie religion. The National Center for Public Policy Research is pushing their "science belief system", junk science, to save money.
This ad is mildly funny but is serious in its intent to discredit "global warming" This video is from a ant-science political group with the bland name of National Center for Public Policy Research. In reality it is akin to alchemists, flat earthers and creationists. There is a difference with those "science belief systems" and the anti-global warming crowd. Nobody is spending time and money to promote alchemy or maps of the flat earth. This group and other cold earthers are in some ways the opposite of the creationists. The Creationist spend money to push their "science belief system", ie religion. The National Center for Public Policy Research is pushing their "science belief system", junk science, to save money.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Has Apple made a Pact with the Devil
The latest Apple ad has the "PC" flashing back and being hopeful and positive of earlier and earlier windows versions. The "PC" becomes younger and casualer as the years roll back. However "MAC" remains exactly the same. Is there some portrait in closet in Cupertino of "MAC" looking old and decrepit? Maybe "MAC" is a vampire living on the coolness of his fans? Whatever he is he is a evil thing that must be destroyed.
Afghan War as shot by David Guttenfelder
Afghan anti-Taliban fighters advance tanks to the front line along the White Mountains of Tora Bora in northeastern Afghanistan, Monday, Dec. 10, 2001. With U.S. fighter jets streaking overhead, anti-Taliban forces firing tanks and anti-aircraft guns Monday seized a key ridge near one of Osama bin Laden's hideouts in the majestic mountains near Pakistan. (AP Photo/David Guttenfelder)
Nina Simone - Sinnerman
This song has been sampled numerous times. A cellular ad uses a "composition" that consists of a riff of this song with drum machine added.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Sunday in the Park with Godzilla

Found at Black & WTF from Hasting Graham's photostream.
The best comment is from Paxsimius:
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Godzilla Fan Society, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
Labels:
Best of the Boards,
Nerd Humor,
Photography
Friday, November 20, 2009
The Creepiest Christmas Themed Ad Ever
I am glad I am not the only one who finds this ad a little too strange. The "father" takes his estranged "daughter" to Swiss Chalet. He makes reference to some childhood incident, daughter laughs nervously.
parnac123 asks
lrlpalmer screams (types in all caps)
parnac123 asks
Why is this child molester bothering his victim again - and to take her back to Swiss Chalet, scene of the crime? I am not sure I can go back there with my kids...
lrlpalmer screams (types in all caps)
I DON'T GET THE NEW SWISS CHALET COMMERCIAL! Did the dad just escape from jail or something????
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Ancient Computer Graphics in Star Wars
slashdot has a link to an an old film explaining the computer graphics in the Star Wars briefing scene, 1977 Star Wars Computer Graphics. The Topless Robot found this gem and has this wonderful comment from Nonish on the terrible and declining taste of one George Lucas.
"Stick around. I'm sure Lucas is close to unveiling plans to refilm the classic trilogy.Now with poop jokes and Jar Jar Binks™"
No. NO! Don't even go there. I've been scared pretty much shitless over this ever since this let's-refilm-and-gangrape-classics fad caught on at Hollywood.
Labels:
Art,
Best of the Boards,
Computer Tech,
Culture,
Nerd Humor,
slashdot,
Star Wars
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Stupidity in Real Life and Online
In a slashdot article complaining about tech support, Easing the Job of Family Tech Support? Chapter80 gives this analogy for how easily people forget basic streetwise survival skills when online.
Labels:
Best of the Boards,
Computer Tech,
slashdot
Plug for Plugs
slashdot has a good discussion of electrical plugs and why there are so many varying plug standards. There is also a link to gizmodo article about plug standards, where the above map is from, Giz Explains: Why Every Country Has a Different F#$%ing Plug.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Karzai Wins by Default
To which Homer Simpson has said in [1F13] Deep Space Homer.
I blame the electoral mess in Afghanistan on a blotched constitution that the Americans Foisted on the Afghanis. The biggest problem is the presidential system. Americans, because of their own history consider the president to be a "democratic" office. They forget that constitutional stability of their republic, and the Swiss, is actually quite rare. Often republics descend into mere tyrannies. Mugabe promotion of himself from prime minster to president is typica.l
There was a small window for constitutional change in Afghanistan after the Northern Alliance won. Mohammed Zahir Shah, the former King of Afghanistan was still alive when then, 2002, see wiki on his non-restoratrion. Unfortunately the Americans wanted their man (creature) as El Presindente. They seem to think that "president" is a title of democrats.
Default? Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in the English language: de-fault! De-fault! De-fault!
I blame the electoral mess in Afghanistan on a blotched constitution that the Americans Foisted on the Afghanis. The biggest problem is the presidential system. Americans, because of their own history consider the president to be a "democratic" office. They forget that constitutional stability of their republic, and the Swiss, is actually quite rare. Often republics descend into mere tyrannies. Mugabe promotion of himself from prime minster to president is typica.l
There was a small window for constitutional change in Afghanistan after the Northern Alliance won. Mohammed Zahir Shah, the former King of Afghanistan was still alive when then, 2002, see wiki on his non-restoratrion. Unfortunately the Americans wanted their man (creature) as El Presindente. They seem to think that "president" is a title of democrats.
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Fly Sky Writers
(from Adfeak)
From the comments adfreak Jonathan pointed out.
...is there any better way to play into the whole "advertising as irritating intrusion"
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Latchkey Orphans & Zombies
(from Ads of the World)
On Ads of the World where I found this gem. A "guest" gave this description, "jaded suburban kids totally over the whole zombie thing". Ads for movie festivals like ads for zoos are some of the few types of "local" ads that have to have high production values. Car ads can be cool but ads for car dealers are strictly banal and formulaic. Movie festivals also have the burden of selling the "movie experience".
Update 37/10/09
Unfortunately "this video has been removed by user."
Unfortunately "this video has been removed by user."
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Supposedly Authentic Nixon Campaign Poster

Things that look like alternate history, but aren't)
Halo Ad as Short Film
I have tried some of the earlier versions Halo a couple of times. It never really appealed to me for a number of reasons. When I play a game I want to kill humans, not robots or aliens. It doesn't meaningful without dead humans. I used to play a FPS that was created by the US army. In that game whatever side you were on, red or blue, looked to you as US Army the other side was the always the other. The other problem I had with my small taste of Halo in the past was the "console controls". On of the problems of playing a FPS is that you never see yourself, console games shift the camera around so that sometimes your viewpoint, "camera", was over the shoulder of game character you are controlling and sometimes the camera was looking at your character. This ad makes me rethink my opinion of Halo and related games.
The only other version of this ad I have seen is a scant 30 seconds cut down from the full length of this ad which is 2 ½". When I watch TV on TV, especially late night, one has to suffer through ad blocks that are exactly the same. The ad blocks are usually made up of 5 30 second ads. Advertisers need not endlessly repeat ads. It leads to people, me, hating, despising and ultimately avoiding any product whose identical ad I see 10 or more times in any 3 hour period.
The only other version of this ad I have seen is a scant 30 seconds cut down from the full length of this ad which is 2 ½". When I watch TV on TV, especially late night, one has to suffer through ad blocks that are exactly the same. The ad blocks are usually made up of 5 30 second ads. Advertisers need not endlessly repeat ads. It leads to people, me, hating, despising and ultimately avoiding any product whose identical ad I see 10 or more times in any 3 hour period.
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My usual approach is in the form of an analogy.
"You're driving down the road, and you stop at a traffic light. A man, dressed like a mechanic, approaches your car and says 'I think your car has a problem. Please pop the hood, and let me do a free analysis." Do you let him?"
"You get a package in the mail. You don't recognize the return address. You open it, and inside is a device with a note that says 'want a good laugh? press this button'. Do you press it?"
"A stranger walks up to you on the bus, and says 'My name is Rev. Kwame. I want a reliable person who could assist us to transfer the sum of Twenty Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ( $20,500,000 ) into his / her account.This fund resulted by way of gratification from a contract awarded by us under the budget allocation to my Ministry and this bill has been approved for payment by the concerned Ministries.' Do you give them your bank account number?"
Etc.