Friday, November 18, 2011
The Counter Strike Player
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
A Short Film on Urinal Etiquette

My bad public bathroom habit is to sing a version of this song as:
A place to stand
And a place go
A place we call
AAAA Urinial
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Wednesday, November 09, 2011
Thursday, November 03, 2011
Johnny Drama's Philosophy of Life

You see, life is a big jerk. It punches you in the face over and over again. You have fight back or it will knock you out.
Not All Canadians are Canadiens Fans
I went to Firefox today to needless mess around with my extensions. Then I found the above suggestion. I stopped looking for amusing time wasters like Play Your Piano and went looking for useful extensions like Aviary which is how I screen captured the above image.I was appalled (mildly) that Firefox assumed that I would support a Montreal team. Looking a little more deeply through the choices only a 7 NHL teams are listed as having "official" themes, including the zombie franchise Phoenix.
Still I'm not a fan of the Habs despite how many of their "ethnically cleansed" fans I meet in Toronto.
Tuesday, November 01, 2011
How to Win Reunions
Monday, October 31, 2011
Education (institutions) and its Discontents
Why No Halloween Leads to Very Bad Things
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Definition of "Executive"
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Alignment Inspection
Monday, October 24, 2011
The Black Market Burgers of Connecticut 1963
The above is a screen capture from the new TV Show Pan Am, S01E02. For 1963 the price for a onion-less, chili-less, cheese-less burger costs somewhere between $10 to $40 in today's currency, according to Measuring Worth. It seems a little high.Thursday, October 13, 2011
Business Opportunity 1920
When you run the numbers it starts looking very attractive.
The point of historical fiction is too insinuate a fictional character in to real events. Or in this case fictionalized conservation about getting into the drug business by two people who were involved in narcotics after the end of prohibition.
Dexter Inspired Music Video
Bad taste can be a serious matter.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Pinky und der Brain in German
Here is a mashup of the above song with Rammstein.
Here is acoustic cover, the guitar tabs are here.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Mad Men Comparing Cars versus Trains
There is something else going on in this piece because companies may have different and mixed motives to be promote their brand, themselves or products. At such times companies may engage in advertising and marketing even when when they don't nurture a diverse ecosystem of commissioned sales.
Here is an interview with Vincent Kartheiser, Q&A: Mad Men's Vincent Kartheiser on High-Speed Rail, where he discussed the above piece. There is a great scene in Yes, Minister, where where he meets three different civil servants, who in case of regulatory capture all champion different modes of transport (road, rail and air).
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Rules For Pet Ownership from Game Of Thrones
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Great Review of the Dear Leader's Film Criticism

My mind was simply blown away!!! The dear leader is an author par-excellence. Given that it was written in 6 hours flat, this book is nothing short of a masterpiece. It is sad that the biased western media has not recognised the great man's writing abilities. Nor have the reindeer eating ignoramuses in Sweden considered the master for the Nobel Prize for literature. Not that the great man needs one.
In this book, his greatness discusses, in depth, the fine intricacies of various aspects of film making from kidnapping directors and their wives, to ordering people in to movie theatres.
As the person who solely invented 3D cinema, digital projection and bullet time photography, his Kimness can teach a thing or two to posers like Speilberg. But his shortness's abilities are not limited to film production techniques. He directed what is the undoubtedly the greatest movie of all time, Dairy of a Girl Student and also lesser known movies like Star wars, Saving Private Ryan and God Father 1&2. Godfather 3 was not directed by Lil Kim and hence sucked big time.
The Kim man also reveals in the book, his dabblings in alternative cinema, directing and starring in masterpieces like Kim goes South, Interracial Kimming and Kimm until she's Ill, which although is widely considered to be the greatest adult movie ever made, is not available outside due to privacy concerns. Fears of leaking these masterpieces to the western devils is rumoured to be the reason why North Koreans don't have access to the internet. But the movies can apparently be bought on BetaMax in North Korea for an average monthly salary of a North Korean or 1 piece of bread.
To summarise read this book or face the firing squad when the revolution comes.
Mark Twang's review of this book, On the Art of the Cinema: April 11,1973, has been able to capture the stilted rhetoric of a Red Guard. Admittedly we have fewer examples of North Korean communist rhetoric but this seemed as similar to Maoist writing for one person to consider this review "racist". Proving to me at least to me that those who charge "racism" are the true morons of our age.
I found this in a Foreign Policy article about the lousy literature that dictators inflict on the world, Bad Politics, Worse Prose. The article examines the conditions that prevents dictators from producing good work, namely a subservient, adoring public and a complete lack of professional editing. This is also a good explanation for how the Star Wars prequels were just so lousy. The generalissimo Lucas may have been a great director in his day.
Thursday, April 07, 2011
A Tankful of Gas in 1932 - Mildred Pierce

| $20.70 | using the Consumer Price Index | |
| $17.90 | using the GDP deflator | |
| $51.60 | using the value of consumer bundle | |
| $63.80 | using the unskilled wage | |
| $77.40 | using the Production Worker Compensation | |
| $129.00 | using the nominal GDP per capita | |
| $317.00 | using the relative share of GDP |
That's not too bad.
Monday, April 04, 2011
Cool Looking Fire Fighter Tool
This is the SP16 SPAX, a fire fighter tool. It is an ingenious combination of a machete and various wrenches to open/close various valves. It is made by the Ontario Knife Company, from Ontario county in Northern New York.I came across this company because of odd turn of phrase by stalkere in an AH.com post.
I still think it's going to be a desperate fight. But 5.56 only? That's going to be sporty. Mighty sporty. In my opinion, more than a few of the Marines are going to go "All the way to Ontario" - a saying we had - the M-16 bayonet was made by Ontario Cutlery Company.
How Nerdy is Alternative History?
The fact that we're arguing 5.56 wound ballistics on Orcs and Orc armor brands us as incurable geeks-a-zoids, you do realize that?
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Dog, A Graphic Short Story
Found linked on AH.com, you will cry. There is no source discernible for this comic strip, one long scroll to the bottom.Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Wilhelm II, The Cosplay Soldier
...The irony was having avoided - courtesy of his mother - the years of strict military training that a normal Hohenzollern might expect, Wilhelm had none of the disciplined mental habits of a Prussian officer. Or rather , he looked and played the part - perfectly turned out, moderate if not ascetic in his eating and drinking - but he had no habit of application. Just as he had been a dilettante student, so he was a dilettante soldier. His adjutant, Adolf von Bülow, the experienced soldier seconded to see him through the army, admitted that after five years in the 1st Foot, Wilhelm had completely failed to learned the true values of soldiery.
George, Nicholas and Wilhelm:
Three Royal Cousins and the Road to World War I,
describing the "martial" qualities of WIlhelm II.
Wednesday, March 09, 2011
Monday, March 07, 2011
Who's The Biggest DICtator, Jerks with Power Face Off
Since it all a matter of a degrees of dark gray the Dictators Contest was created. The Dictators Contest and Secound Dictator's Contest are in a playoff system. So that the ultimate outcome depends on the bracketing of the various contestants/perps/criminals.
There is no credit as to the creator of these contest, the home page of the for the site is disabled. The link came from Jokerang on the AH.com thread Dictator Come Back.
Saturday, March 05, 2011
The Magic Key From Doctor Who to The Secret Diary of a Callgirl
Wednesday, March 02, 2011
The Latest Star Trek Movie is not REAL Star Trek
Tuesday, March 01, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
American Dialect Maps
The fictional character Henry Higgins is an expect of of different British dialects and combination thereof. Here is series of American dialect maps derived a survey of internet users in 2002 put together by some linguists then at Harvard. Although it is a billed as a survey of "North American English" only the locations of American participants are mapped. The survey has asks participants questions of pronouncement and usage. The map above is one map for the question "What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?".Personally, I heard/read of liquid sun(shine) as a metaphor for nuclear fire.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
National Stereotypes Displayed on Maps
We all have to deplore national stereotypes these days or be branded as bestial racists. However there are some truth behind such crude caricatures. The above image is from a map Asia Accord to the USA. The designer at Mapping Stereotypes has also made enough maps to fill a calendar highlighting the prejudices of the Swiss, Russia and Poland among others.I got this link from a thread in AH.com, Maps Of Stereotypes. Naturally some more biased maps were created my favorite of which is Beedok's Canadian view of Europe which lists the Ukraine as Old Saskatchewan and Russia as Hockey Enemies.
The Professional Trolls Who are Congressional Critters
Does anyone else just feel worn out by all political BS in the U.S these days? I mean, it seems like Congress is nothing more than a group of professional trolls at this point. They never, ever seem capable of doing anything useful, or beneficial for the citizens of this country anymore. It's exhausting. Every single time a story pops up (on Slashdot or anywhere else) that involves politics or a political decision, you can basically just assume that it's going to screw over everyone in the country that isn't already a politician.
Being a U.S. citizen today feels just like playing the role of Sisiphus [wikipedia.org], consistently pushing a boulder uphill (trying to improve the world by being a responsible citizen, voting, jury duty, etc.) only to realize that you have to push it up again when you reach the top (Congress critters keep passing bills that fuck things up even more). It's exhausting, to keep reading about how those folks we elect to power just stumble around and fuck things up so badly....It's so consistent that it very nearly serves as a dataset to debunk that old meme of, "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence."
Our leaders are just fucking terrible. It's exhausting.
BJ Covert Actionin
slashdot thread
House Passes Amendment
To Block Funds For Net Neutrality.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Traveller (De)motivational Posters
As I am getting back into the game Traveller a Traveller fellow traveller Timbo sent me a link to this and other motivation posters based on the Traveller role playing system. The above refers to technique of space travel, low berth, that is about the equivalent to riding under a railway car. The odds of survival is a little less then 3 out of 4, with medical assistance 5 out of 6 passengers survive this sci fi steerage. The scary thing is that from reading accounts of the Atlantic slave trade that this, 3/4 and 5/6, was about survival rate most of the time.The drawing are from a set from clement777's account, Traveller Motivational Posters.
Here is another one of clement777's Traveller drawing that gets appeal of the game.
In Traveller Earth/Terra is "Earth Like"
Following some of the links at Traveller Map I came across a database of Treveller sectors, subsectors and planets, an Interactive Atlas of the Imperium. When I looked at the entry for Earth/Terra I got the above result as well as a completely different solar system. Admittedly this game is set several millennia in the future.Wednesday, February 09, 2011
Home Appliances Fed On Rotting Flesh.
Carnivorous Domestic Entertainment Robots from Auger-Loizeau on Vimeo.
Years ago there was a bug zapper ad featuring Vincent Price. As the bugs were consumed he would chortle an evil laugh. Unfortunately I can't find it on Youtube. These innovative designs are part of an experiment in "predatory cyborg furniture". The only design that seems really gross is the coffee table that eats mice.
This is also got a mention on NPR, Meat-Eating Furniture, and slashdot, Designers Create Meat Eating Furniture.
Thursday, February 03, 2011
War is Hell part MDMXVII
They say you find what something is worth when you pay for it. Well, la Difensa was ours now. Not much of a mountain, really. But I never knew a mountain could be so tall or plain rock cost so much.Wednesday, February 02, 2011
How TV Ruined Your Life
Musicians and Debt

See also Ray's Music Exchange in the Blues Brothers
On the Rarity of Highwaymen
Tuesday, February 01, 2011
NASA Needs Cash
Rome in Histrorical Fiction and Sci Fi
Historical Fiction
- I Claudius/Claudius the God: These are written in the form of the autobiography by the emperor Claudius. The first book is life up to be acclaimed as emperor by soldiers. The second book is his life as emperor as well as the telling of the life of friend Herod Agrippa. Well worth reading.
Sci Fi and Alternative History
- Lest Darkness Falls: An American in Rome stumbles through a hole in"the space time continuum" as they would say and ends up in a post imperial Rome of the 6th century.
Sunday, January 30, 2011
How to Survive in Bad Parts of Baltimore
In the documentary by Charlie Brooker
Tapping The Wire promoting the worth
of the TV show The Wire.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Upstairs, Downstairs Economics: Junior Maid
Mind your business.
₤10 a year and a bed in the basement.
Upstairs,Downstairs S01E02
The cost of employing a junior maid in 1904 for a year plus room and board in today's values:
£8,550.00
using the average earnings
£10,100.00
using the per capita GDP
£14,800.00
using the share of GDP
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Life is Hard, Get Used to it - Sue Sylvester
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Claymate Yourself
Hotels.com is featuring claymation characters in their latest advertising campaign. Now they have created a site to help you clay yourself at a site called http://clayyourself.com/. Found at Ads of the World.Friday, January 14, 2011
The Reason Why This Blog Exists

Logorama - Animation Through Logos
Logorama from Marc Altshuler - Human Music on Vimeo.
This was posted on Adfreak last February. I only noticed it today.
Saturday, January 08, 2011
A Warning from Beyond the Grave
From a link at AH.com.
A famous actor appears in a PSA urging viewers to help donate to research the disease that killed him...while making jokes at his own gravesite*!
Friday, December 31, 2010
Nevadans as Hobos
Ireland
The Irish are a homogeneous, well educated society. They have lived where they live, give or take 100 miles, likely for at least 500 [more like at least 1000-5000 years].
Nevada
The Nevadans are, by and large, uneducated vagabonds. Their medical system is almost non-existent and where it exists, it should be banned. The oldest and most established citizens are themselves transients.
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Russia, Where the Living is Hard
Friday, December 24, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Undercover Cops - The Best Liars Ever?
He continued smoking while we continued questioning him carefully and as diplomatically as possible about the aspects of his testimony the previous evening, trying our best not to rile him, but I think it was too late for that. He answered the questions without pause and didn't appear to be lying, but of course you wouldn't be able to tell with a man like him anyway. His whole job was one lie after another...
in The Crime Trade by Simon Kernick
Obama - Always Give In To Threats
I think it's tempting not to negotiate with hostage-takers, unless the hostage gets harmed. Then people will question the wisdom of that strategy.
Obama gave the above statement that after making a deal with congressional Republicans on maintaining tax cuts for billionaires. The problem is hostage taking as a crime has died in most countries is that people nad police have learned that dealing with hostage takers encourage them. It also an easy crime to prove since the criminals have to communicate to get the money.
Monday, December 06, 2010
Saturday, December 04, 2010
The American South and Minimum Wages
The above is from a map American minimum wage laws at the US dept of Labor. The colors are for the relative level of each states minimum wage law compared to the US federal rate. Green is for states the have higher rates, blue is for the states that use the federal rate, yellow is for those states that have a minimum wage lower than the federal and red is for those states without a minimum wage law. I found this page because I was watching a video post at Boingboing about the struggles that Disney employees have, Walt Disney World castmembers speak about their search for a living wage.What is striking is how many off US states that formed the Old Confederacy are still not, even 150 years after they fought a war over it, that keen on paying people who work for them.
Friday, December 03, 2010
Oh, Great, Qatar Gets the 2018 World Cup
has this reaction to sleazy dusty hell of Qatar.
I just can't imagine why ANYONE would want to go to Qatar let alone watch football matches in 50 degrees of heat. No matter how much air conditioning there will be in the stadiums, they will overheat very quickly with all those bodies and the sun throwing out so much heat, most air conditioning units there just cannot cope. English football fans like a pint of beer on such occasions and the only places to buy a drink is in the odd small bar on a top floor in hotels at huge prices, or around the pool of expensive hotels. No guest houses as we are used to in the UK. Drinking is not allowed in public apart from these very few bars. The traffic and driving must be some of the most dangerous in the world and I forecast now that there will be serious road accidents because the locals are idiots behind the wheel and have no road sense, it's them first in the queue and to hell with the rest of us. Car hire is very basic and from experience cars are not serviced to any of our western standards, so good luck. One cannot usually hire a car unless you are a resident and prove such. If a foreigner is involved in such an accident he is automatically the guilty party and the locals can do no wrong, I kid you not. You have been warned. They will need very large numbers of taxis and drivers because currently one cannot get a taxi for love or money unless you get one from a hotel at enormous costs. The place is a dust bucket and with all the building that will be necessary, built on slave labour by the way, it will be so much worse than it is now being a climate where dust hangs in the air. My advice, don't go, it's a dump, nothing to do in the evenings, and a spare day to 'sight-see' is too hot to go out although there are 'glamourous' shopping malls where you will be ripped off further. Sharia law already exists there and the place is half a step up from Saudi Arabia - just. I've lived there for several years so I speak from experience, one I could have done without!! The locals are surly and full of their own piss and importance. How was this country half the size of Wales been awarded the 2022 world football tournament? It beggars belief. Nuf said.
Thursday, December 02, 2010
Weird Photo of Emperor Hirohito and British Troops
This image was captured of crown prince Hirohito reviewing troops in May 21, 1921, link . About 20 years, 5 months and 20 days later things were entirely different.Wednesday, December 01, 2010
War: Good, Necessary, Just
A Swiss Supervillian Datacenter

The "Reliable" Criminal
Which was a refrain I'd heard plenty of times before about criminals. They're reliable. The problem was, for most part, they weren't. They tended to be paranoid, highly strung, violent, and often drugged up, which was a pretty lethal combination. In the course of my career I've had two guns pulled on me, four knives, an axe, a tyre iron, even a fake medieval ball and chain. I've been held down by a gang of crazed thugs, flying on a diet of vodka and crack, who doused me in petrol and threatened to burn me alive unless I gave them the drugs I was supposedly carrying (I didn't, and they didn't), and many's the time I've woken up wondering when my luck's going to run out.
in Simon Kernick's
The Last 10 Seconds.
Monday, November 29, 2010
Problems with Paras
I remember my buddy who's actually does a lot of jump training with foreign crews who are qualifying for certain missions saying that it's gotten to the point where the USAF, USMC, and US Army actually have mathematical calculations they can run before each drop in order to figure out a rough estimate of how many people will be injured.
Apparently mountains are...rough on the math.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Report From the Ancient Internet
It seems to me the Internet is in a very crude stage.
Monday, November 22, 2010
Scary Words from a Vet
It's frighteningreally
but you don't feel it
at the time
you want to live
And you want them to die
recounting his experiences on Kokoda Trail
Kokoda: Invasion
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
You Are Richer Than You Think
The Global Rich List is a calculator designed to show you how rich you are compared with the whole Terran population as opposed to the Jones. Then it hits up for a contribution. In a way it is the reverse of the Total Perspective Vortex because it shows that compared the rest of humanity you are probably doing OK, if you viewing this blog on your own computer. The difference between prosperity and wealth to me is that prosperity depends on living standards whereas wealth is a measure of relative living standards.Link given by the_lyniezian on AH.com thread Frivolous ASB Ideas Thread.
Boardwalk Empire Economy 1920: New Dress
I do so love this.Mademoiselle's taste is excellent.
How much is it?
$480
in 2009 the relative worth of $480.00 from 1920 is:
| $5,140.00 | using the Consumer Price Index | |
| $4,100.00 | using the GDP deflator | |
| $12,000.00 | using the value of consumer bundle | |
| $17,600.00 | using the unskilled wage | |
| $23,300.00 | using the Production Worker Compensation | |
| $26,800.00 | using the nominal GDP per capita | |
| $77,400.00 | using the relative share of GDP |
New Posts on the Relative Values in Boardwalk Empire and hopefully other shows as well
For relative values I will quote the number in show and give the relative values as provided/calculated from the Measuring Worth.
Monday, November 15, 2010
Politics is Sometimes More Important Than Dying
You son of a bitch, I'm dying. It's no time to be sentimental.to Treasure Nucky Thompson
putting politics above mortality or family
in Boardwalk Empire S01E0 9
Churchill Pwns Hitler
This could also be
Amateur artist beats failed art student
Battalion commander beats corporal
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Dark Tormented Cops
Reporting from London — Channel-surf almost any night of the week in Britain and chances are you'll come across a gruesome crime drama featuring a dark and tortured soul whose brutal, morally repellent deeds make you recoil in horror.
And that's just the detective.
To this I would also add Judge Dredd, a combination cop, judge, jury and executioner tracking down perps for such crimes as littering, jay walking, theft and murder. Dystopic policing for a distopic world.
Television Archeology
Here are the ruins of set of an ancient TV show, MASH, last used about 2 decades ago. Above is a remaining vehicle left to rot, rust, molder away. Here is map coordinates for the set. Here is a story from the LA Times about the set and the efforts to save the MASH set, Hike to old 'MASH' set launches fundraiser for California parks.There have been other instances of sets being abandoned in the middle of nowhere. This allows for the possibility for confusing future archeologists. Bits and pieces of movies sets would confuse chronologies and culture references. The more piecemeal future knowledge is the more seriously these sets would be trusted.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Transdimensional Portals and Aussie Beer

This is a beer equivalent of Being John Malkovich
Friday, November 12, 2010
Our Valued Customers: The worst thing about any business
Our Valued Customers is a blog drawn by a guy who runs a comic store about the people who wander into the his store and occasionally buy things. I unfortunately recognized myself in several of the cartoons.


















