The Water of Life is Better Then Life

What kind of monster are you, that was single malt.

DCI Gene Hunt after seeing his captor pour out his flask.

Heroes, Who Needs the Bastards

Pity the country that needs heroes.

Bertolt Brecht

Do Movies Make Money

Well do they? Here is a discussion about how the movie industry doesn't really make money. For the record it is only the industry besides aerospace where the damnyanks have a positive balance of trade.

The Christmas Spirit as a Horrible Curse

This Cocaine ad is almost like the Monty Python skit where everyone starting turning into Scotsmen.

Cold Beer in a Cold Time

Removing Manmade Crap from the Seas

"Pork is the Meat of Kings"

This is a little bizarre. However this song is making hungry for bacon, "mmm...bacon".

Jesus Wants IPod or Wii or Some Other Cool Toy

The Idea Generator

I tried The Idea Generator and came up with Medieval destructive appliance.

mmm Sacreligious

Coffee Restores Reality

Horror Movie or Fetish Flick as Sneaker ad

I found this Converse Ad a little scary. But not as ominous as the disappearing skater.

Does Possessed Food Taste Better

Even Soulless Undead Killing Machines Cover Beatles Songs

And the publishing royalty goes to soulless undead Michael Jackson.

I am Hank Hill and I Approved this Ad

Here is an ad that Hank Hill, "propane and propane accessories", can support.

Magic Cancer Ad

Normally when bald kids are trotted out for a cancer ad things get maudlin. Speaking as a former bald sick kid I normally find such tactics insulting and embarrassing for all concerned. This ad however is set in the twilight reality of street corner magic and is able to give hope without sinking to pathos.

The Economy is Murder

Cost of treating wounded gunshot victim: $25,000
Cost of burying dead one: $18,750
Help the economy - shoot to kill.

Sig of The Sandman who says he is currently
"Locked in Combat with Zombie Castro".

There actually was a Mexican Bus Company that advised its drivers to backup over accident victims. Wrongful death being cheaper than lifetime maintenance of a cripple.

Homeopathic Medicine - an Opinion

This is a pie house not an herbal crack den.

Olive Snook give her opinion of homeopathic medicine
to homeopathic medicine salesman
in Pushing Daisies S01E03

"Until Light Shines out of Your Ass"

The Negative Example - The Past

The TV series Madmen depicts a world before seatbelts and other safety features and practices. Here is and ad for WWF that highlights a number of bad behaviors that is no longer practiced today.