Newsgroup Humor

In a thread about The League of Extraordinary Germans comes this very netcentrentic back and forth

Hermanubis
Mister Fifty Five

Wouldnt Schwarznegger get Austria? (Before German annexation of Austria? Hmp!)

Nek
Proud to be Nek

Wouldn't "wouldnt" get an apostrophe? And "Hmp" have an extra h? Although I think we could allow the Anschluss in this case, y'know.

Hermanubis
Mister Fifty Five

Would it be the Internet if no-one ever nitpicked your lack of an apostrophe in 'would't' and your misspelling of 'hmph'?
(I really don't think so...)