Friday, February 29, 2008
That Shoe reminds me of a joke.
Two friends are hanging out in the yard on a summer day.
Without warning, out of somewhere up in the sky, a bird takes a crap on one of them.
The poor, crapped-upon soul starts to complain and swear: “Of all the rotten luck…” and so forth.
Their friend immediately gets up and starts to head inside the house.
“Where are you going?” asks the bird-crap recipient.
“To get some toilet paper” is the reply.
“Oh, don’t bother, the bird’s probably really far away by now.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
But as a quick aside, the business suit is worn these days by lawyers, politicians, salesmen and the financial services industry - in other words, it's the uniform of the professionally dishonest. Is that really how you want people to see you?
...Although I can't see that he would ever make Zaphod such a total idiot as in the film. There's no way anyone who acts that stupid gets to be Galactic President, no matter how charming they might be...
But Bush got to be President of the United States..
2000 MARKET SHARE
Molson Canadian: 11-12%
Labatt Blue: 10-11%
Coors Light: 7-8%
TOTAL FOR BREWERS
2008 MARKET SHARE
Coors Light: 10-11%
Molson Canadian: 8-10%
Labatt Blue: 5-7%
TOTAL FOR BREWERS
*Ranges based on industry observers' estimates and company information
Shifting ad budgets
Contrast this with modern times, when southeast Europe (the Balkans) is Europe's number one trouble spot. So is the original seat of the first Indian civilization, in Pakistan and Kashmir. The Greater Middle East thus went from being a global center of civilization to being a global center of anti-civilization. This change largely coincided with the Islamization of the region.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early
Monday, February 25, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you?
A Mujahideen is a moslem who has religious reasons to murder you.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
I was a friend of [insert name] before this and I will be a friend of [insert name] after this over.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Second the wolf blew down the house of sticks.
Then he tried and failed to blow down the house of bricks. So he flew an airplane into it and blamed the Jews.
the Archbishop of Canterbury's appeasement.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Luka from the comments in All you Need Is Hate boils the argument this way.
Shouldn’t competence be a major reason to elect someone in office? This nation had 7 years of a cool dude with grand visions, that seemed soo compassionate and friendly. We need to sober up. We need a hard-working realist to clean up the mess.
Friday, February 08, 2008
Thursday, February 07, 2008
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
I took the test and ended with Robert Mugabe, a "man" currently running his country into the ground with his racist policies and economic mismanagement. Zimbabweans are worse off now then when they were as Rhodesians when Mugabe and his thugs were attempting to overthrow Ian Smith. The difference is that Mugabe's living standards are higher. "Liberation" has mainly impoverished African countries while enriching their new and mostly incompetent rulers.
Which African dictator are you?
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|You scored as Robert Mugabe|
You are Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe. First and only president ruling still to this day?
Friday, February 01, 2008
On NPR they discussed they this image as depicting inhumanity of war rather than as a commie terrorist, not guerrilla, getting his just desserts.
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.