Friday, March 02, 2007

Joke about Tsarist Propaganda

A Telegragh reporter went to Islamic book stores to get weird conspiracy books. Many of the books blames evolution as a vile conspiracy involving drug barons and Freemasons. He was also after a little while got The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. It was not on display but available under the counter. One of comments has this funny take on that piece of Tsarist propaganda.

The Protocols make me feel good....
Two old Jews are sitting on a bench in Central Park. One is reading the NY times while the other reads a copy of the Protocols. The one who reads the times asks his friend:
"Moishe.. what are you reading? Are you Meshugana (crazy)?"
So Moishe answers:
"Look, You read the Times and what do you see? The stock market is down, factories are closing, crime rate is going through the roof, another suicide bomber - All these troubles - The world is going to hell. While I? I read the Protocols and what do I see? I rule the world, I have all this money, I control all the governments - life is good....."

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